It was love at first sight, as soon as he saw how she built her burger.
It was love at first sight, as soon as he saw how she built her burger. For, standing beside him, was a gorgeous woman who wasn’t afraid; indeed, she went forth with complete abandon and bravado, if one can do that sort of thing simultaneously, and piled her own grilled patty high with a selection of condiments that made his mouth water in anticipation. He wanted something that wasn’t his, and that made him pay attention. She didn’t skimp on bacon. She said “I do” to onions. She wasn’t afraid of cheese, like so many others that had come before….was this real, or was this unabashed goddess a figment of his imagination, brought on by relentless hunger?
He felt faint as he responded in kind…. he hoped she liked mustard. X, my darling, X.
This was to be a match made in burger heaven.